9/24/2023 0 Comments Surfs up trophy scene![]() Man, now I'm just sad Elvis didn't star in The Endless Summer. There is some old surfing footage of longboarding penguins, but Penguin LaBeouf says that things really didn't take off until a legendary surfer named Big Z showed up.īig Z was apparently like Elvis, if Elvis starred in The Endless Summer. Trust me, we're going to delve deeper into the mythological problems of this post-penguin-singularity (pengularity) universe, but for now we gotta get through this backstory so bear with me here. Well played, convoluted alternate-history montage. Okay, that ukiyo-e of a surfing penguin is pretty awesome. He starts off by telling us the history of surfing, which apparently involves cave paintings of surfing penguins. We'll get to him in a minute, believe you me. This guy with all the crap on his face is our LaBeouf avatar. Okay, so this movie is presented as though it's a documentary. ![]() So let's start talking about penguin genitals, I guess.įlash-forward several years: Bill is attempting to convince a disbelieving tax attorney that someone used to pay him to write about penguin genitals ![]() This is a sports movie and we're a sports website. It is also a movie that is obsessed with phalluses (phallii?) for some reason. Surf's Up is a movie about a bunch of surfing penguins. It stars Shia LaBeouf as an unbelievable shithead, which we're all accustomed to by now, but in this film he's a penguin! WHOOOOAAAAA.Īctually, let's start over. ![]() Surf's Up is a Sony Animation film that was released in 2007. ![]()
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